I am …

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Yep … hands up for those who can’t stand Facebook this election season.  While many are painting wide brushes of each party … just thought I’d let you know a few things about me:

  1. I am a Democrat.  Do not even think of calling me a socialist or communist. I’ve actually been to communist countries and I know and have seen the difference. My momma sent me with a Bible smuggler to the Eastern Block and Former Soviet Union … my tour guide, a missionary & street preacher, proselytized from Amsterdam to Kiev.  I can tell you I’m not an evangelical, nor a socialist or communist.  Nope.  Not one bit.  And, I am definitely not a Republican.
  2. I am an American.  I want our troops home does not mean I do not support our troops or that I’m un-American.  Remember those 4 little words that got us in this mess … “weapons of mass destruction”?  Oh, right.  There weren’t any.  Our whole involvement was not as it should be. Do I like terrorists?  No.  But that doesn’t mean that I like our troops serving a falsehood of a war.   And hey, we got him.  Osama is gone.
  3. I am not crazy… but think you might be with your “conspiracy” theories.  Can you just drop the whole “Obama is a Muslim”-thing?  Conspiracy theories are not very becoming and you look, quite frankly, like an absolute crazy person for continuing this rant.  Why are you so caught up on the Muslim thing?  I know. I know … it’s a conspiracy!   What/who are you afraid?   And some of you are a little bit confused about the separation of church and state thing.  Not to mention, the little Obama 2016 Oliver Stone-ish movie that declares Obama empathizing with the beliefs of his father … well, that’s like saying I’m a neo-conservative because of my mother.
  4. I am not a fan of Fox News.  Fox News is great entertainment, but it’s not news.  Need I say more?   Please go to point number 1 and lets start over for I fear you are brainwashed.

I suppose I could make a list for the far left too … and seriously, you are each going to vote your own side.  Screaming isn’t going to win the middle or help anyone for that matter.

Now … I’ll continue to laugh in your general direction because it’s too sad thinking this is how you really think of me and how you think.  Period.  Thanks for talking so politely … not …  try and listen … or I’ll just continue talking in ALL CAPS … or not at all.